I actually read that too. Didn't notice until just now, how fucked up that text is. Guess I didn't pay close enough attention then. Made perfect sense to me at the time. ;D

This is my new daily affirmation.

After reading this, I've only got one question: Are you ok?

When I just glanced over it, it all made sense and I understood it. Upon reading it again though... wtf?

haha that reading was fantastic. well done sir.

From that description, I assume the game is a lot like this:


Pictured: Rock Howard being "rose up" by "legendary wolf" Terry Bogard.

SNK are winner.

When I worked in a music/games store several years back we used to kill time on slower days regaling each other with the descriptions on the back of NEO-GEO Pocket games. God bless the SNK translators and their grasp of  faux import gaming.

Love it.  I wonder how microsoft let it get through.

yup

To be honest, that description has me more interested than any other description i've read on there.

The nonsensical opening is awesome as well. Try a dramatic piece reading for that one as well. =)

Maybe it's the time that i grew up, but this sort of thing stills holds a warm charm to me.

I always love engrish.

Here's a better intro for that game.